The Best Page In The Universe

http://maddox.xmission.com/

This man may be the best comedic writer on the internet. Who am I kidding? He absolutely is the best. If you get offended easily, I suggest avoiding this page like the plague. For example, here are some of the titles of his rants:

How to kill yourself like a man
Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither
Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering vagina

and possibly the greatest article ever,

Love your kids? Prove it by beating them.


It's good stuff!

BTW, I still have a headache from last night's supreme alcohol consumption festival at Darren's place. Time for an advil sandwich...

-Seth