Harpoon is mine!

The cellar position at Harpoon in Boston belongs to me! And if anyone has a problem with that, well I'm sorry to say that the only solution involves fistacuffs. (Just kidding, I'm more into blackmail than violence anyway.)

And if you don't know what on earth I'm talking about, then do not check the classifieds at probrewer. There is no opening at Harpoon posted there.

<3 Seth

PS I'm kidding. If anyone else is interested, by all means apply. Just know that if someone else gets the job over me, they'll owe me half of their salary in "Mass resident tax."