Hard Work

I'm, of course, reffering to the near impossible task of taking an MMS message from a phone and posting it here. Boo ya!
Cheers

Not That Anyone Cares...

I can assume that most of you won't even read past the next sentence, but for anyone who wants to know more about RFID, and what I was trying to say read the important parts of this article and then wallow in defeat.

I know more about RFID

For the latest news on RFID

Ouch

The last person to be burned as badly as me was Joan of Arc.


So did anyone make it to Charlie's lecture this morning? And if so, was it any different than all the other test taking preperation we've had for the past 5 months?

As if this will truly happen

How many times has this happened to you? The only time I looked in the fridge to realize I had missed a beer was...well, actually never.

BeerBuddy

In the future...

Look what we brewers have to look forward to once spirits take over everything.

Silly Frenchmen

For Stoneboogie

Wisconsin has cheese, but Iowa has butter! (In the shape of Tiger Woods....for some reason.)

Mike, you crazy Iowans. What will you guys think of next?

Can I Take It Home?

If I bought this, would it mean I own the classroom?

Anyone have an extra $5million?

Who's a fan?

So you get three more beers, and it's shaped like cheese...

Read Your Comics

You should all read the sunday comics... oh, and we should watch Family Guy this weekend.

What's Better Than The Last Post?

THIS POST! I do, however, suggest reading the "Glad I Don't Drink Bud... " post first for reference... Then read this and laugh. What could be better than following a beer truck around with your picket signs? Oh, and if you hate reading, just watch the video of the news broadcast.

Ambulatory Picketing.

Glad I Don't Drink Bud... Oh, And That I'm Not From St. Louis

Not that I agree with people going on strike for ludicrous reasons, such as health care, but when it affects the delivery of Budweiser in St. Louis even I have to laugh... Think Ricky has an opinion?

Thank God for unions!

Bastards!

Who is always breaking this shit?

Too absurd not to post

Sex offenders given Viagra, Medicare foots the bill

Isn't this the same as giving free guns to murderers?

For Gasparini

We <3 David Wells in the Bean.

Is this Heaven? No, it's U of Iowa...

The university of Iowa is now offering a class in pornography. I don't even need to make a smart ass remark about this.


But I will anyway...
"You can pick up your beat mags....I mean course materials, at the campus bookstore...or 7-11"

Beer and Graduation

So these kids get to drink beer at a school sponsored graduation event... how nice... oh, wait, we get school sponsered beer everyday. Suckers!

Regular School Almost Cool.

Here we go...

Finally, someone found something useful to do with a 12 pack of Budweiser.

Real men of genuis

Your Blog or Your Job

Hey Seth, Just a note to you and the others about posting work related things... haha... it could bite you in your lupulones cojones.

Read Me

Huge Error In Logic

Ok, so here is a story about some herb that is supposed to make people drink less. The story is from Boston, so it's obvisouly crazy. Anyways, it seems to me that people would want to take the herb because it makes you drunker faster, as oppossed to less drunk... which is why you'd want people to drink less beer... oh, and I've got the rights to adding this shit in my beer, so don't even think about it.


Scientists Have Wrong Idea.

Testicle Free Post

This makes me hope I don't get a job with them. Beer Nazis...

man_claims_firing_over_drinking_wrong_beer/

There are beer geeks...

and then there are those of us who get this.



Oh yeah, we have definitely out-priced ourselves.

Only in Wisconsin...

Wisconsin is Great!

The real truth

Smoking crack in South Africa? Visiting the loony bin there? Or just kicking it? Dave Chapelle speaks out finally.

Smoking crack on the Ohio family farm?

No. No I don't get my news from MTV

Some chach of a senator from our lovely state of California wants students to drink less... and for some reason it's on MTV News... and I don't even own a Television. Anyways, I'm going to sit by the pool at Brian's... with a beer... I guess.

Place Your Vote Now

Jeez, It's a Ten Speed.

Rediculous Canadians and thier rediculous traffic accidents... Why can't this happen with a box car full of beer right next to my house? Why?

Yeah, sure, o' corse, like, uh, we drive 'em, all the time, eh.

Who Broke It?

What the hell is going on here?

A good ol' beer joke...

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry. Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

Guadalajara Just Won't Do

Aside from Steely Dan being correct, I'd just like to clearly state it here on the blog, when it comes to taquerias, Taqueria Davis is the best... bar none.

This is, of course, an open forum, and if anyone has any comments on taquerias, feel free to post them, but after eating at Guadalajara tonight with Mike and Darren, I felt complied to tell everyone my feelings.

One thing Guadalajara does do...

Easier Than Making It

So now I'm hungry for lobster, but I'm think that will have to wait for quite some time. Anyways, I would like to see footage of people stealing this stuff on Spike TV at some point... actually, I'd rather just see a moosehead can in spanish.

It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.

This makes me want Taqueria

So this is what happens when we drink all that Paciffico on Cinco de Mayo... Oh, and the best part about this article is the fact that it says most people don't know what they're celebrating, but then doesn't gone on to explain the holiday. With that being said, this is a terrible article... haha

Mexican beer party.

Women drinking beer...

Aside from the hilarious Family Guy quote, it's true, women drink beer. Just ask some women that you know... after all it is mother's day... oh yeah, and this article says it's true too... http://www.probrewer.com/news/news-002553.php

And speaking of Family Guy, I'll be watching it in Woodland tonight. And I don't know how often you other folks read the news posted on probrewer, but I'm so happy to see that Northwest will be serving Miller Lite.

A Horror Movie...In a Brewery

http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/movies/brew.php

Apparently this movie has been delayed more than a much of times. But, I am very intrigued.

A haunted brewery where dead ancestors live in the basement making beer from human blood. (I think you need sacchromyces diastaticus to ferment blood plasma)
Imagine all the hilarious horror movie moments that could take place inside a brewery!

- 2 roll mill crushing scene
- Lauter knife through the back while locked inside the lauter tun (for some reason...)
- Boiled to death in wort
- One word, "Caustic"...
The possibilities are endless!

Ain't Hollywood grand?

PS I'm starting to feel that i'm monopolizing the board. Is anyone else going to post?

Nothing like some bad news...

The Great American Beer Crisis

Looks like things aren't looking so hot on the American beer horizion. Bad times to be one of us.

Must have been a busy week

We sure managed not to post much to the blog this week. Jesus... It's been a long day. Anyways, maybe it was all that marching band crap, or the fact that people didn't want to post so that those moving shiner bottles would always be on top of the screen... it's a mystery. Oh well, good work drinking this week, and I hope to see everyone at Darren's for Strange Brew.

Alcohol Abuse

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Dude, they were warm when we got them. Who coulda known that beer freezes too?

Now appearing on Jeff's phone... again

Now appearing on Jeff's phone... 

For Our Wisconsinites...

http://movies.collegehumor.com/media/movies/speeding.mov

I don't really know if this is going to work or not, but I'm going to try to post it anyway.

And if that doesn't work, try this link instead:
http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=147590

Hot time!

Someone needs to order this

I am nominating Darren to take the 15 pound burger challenge. Mostly because I think it'd be funny, but the place serving the thing is also in PA. Anyone up for a road trip?

15 pound burger

New Milk Commercial

The new "Got Milk" commercial is hilarious (well I thought so). Next time a girl is beening a bitch to you for no "apparent" reason, tell her to go drink some milk.


Got PMS? Open the frig

Recycling is ok

Hey guys, so I'm thinking that next week we should sit at someone else's house and drink. Not that my roommates care, just that our recycling can thing is full (thanks to their cleaning of the yard) and we won't have anywhere to dispose of the beer bottles until Friday morning...

Food for thought

So Eric, Darren, and I found another reason (if we needed one) to go to Taqueria Davis. Happy hour is not only offered on Thursday nights, but also offered on Saturday nights as well. They just don't advertise Saturday night happy hours. It is definitely not as crowded as Thursday nights...On a somewhat related topic, Taqueria Davis has happy hour from 7 to 9 this Thursday for Cinco de Mayo. Show up early so you can leave drunk! Happy drinking!